The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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