I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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