Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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