i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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