are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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