I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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