Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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