Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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