We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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