"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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