She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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