when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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