Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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