My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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