She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Is it because I queefed?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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