you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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