Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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