When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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