We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.