My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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