He uses pillows to masturbate.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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