If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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