Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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