You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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