Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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