at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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