we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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