so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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