come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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