thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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