I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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