I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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