I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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