So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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