I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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