glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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