hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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