is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize