Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I will be naked everywhere
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.