Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company