It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize