we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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