Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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