just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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