I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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