Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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