got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
His hands were made for my vagina.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Randomize
