Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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