I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize