So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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