fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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