Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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