Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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