Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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