i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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