turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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