Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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