if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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