I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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