Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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