I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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