There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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