In the future we'll all be gay
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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